30 Going On 13

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Episode Summary

This week we're ditching our (metaphorical) dusty ass Dodge Caravans and instead grabbing our (metaphorical) Chanel bags with straps akimbo, for a certain Beverly Hills-based reboot that made us absolutely ill with jealousy. Grab your longest tank top and your ugliest purse and JUMP IN!

Episode Notes

In this episode we discuss how sickeningly jealous we were of this cast, taking fashion risks, the major launchpad that is Degrassi, the Shenae Beech (NÉE Grimes) eyebrow beauty mark, Maddy's family gatorade ball pit aka their Dodge Caravan, our VERY opposing views on the university scandal, the ethics of wearing bikinis at night with your brother, getting bullied for being pale, a certain cameo that involves a royal blowjob, all the fugly purse straps akimbo, having to see Michael from The Wire as Dixon, mamas boring people, making a meal of your adoption, the American Apparel skater dress and SO MUCH MORE!!!