With Christmas right around the corner, Maddy's phone is officially blowing up with texts from Santa asking "u at mod club?"... This holly jolly dude is THIRSTY which is obvs an immediate turn off for us. But you know what's NOT a turn off? Some good old fashioned spiraling out about Christmas from someone who is chronically depressed. GET EXISTENTIAL BABY!
In this episode we discuss which CBrown character are you (ex. a Charlie moon with a Lucy rising), the annual family xmas viewing of Ma, Maddy suddenly using the word fiance, the apex predator that is Amazon, the humiliation of yankee swap, regifting from a store that's closed, the signature PR move of "getting ahead of it", when a therapist prescribes dance, thinking that Lucy was a b**** as a kid, how we as a nation were gaslit into believing CBrown picked the wrong tree (wtf is an ALUMINUM tree?!?), Liv not wanting to hurt plants' feelings, the Wilmer Fudd hat, not being able to stomach watching CBrown as a kid and SO MUCH MORE!!!