In this last week of summer before school starts, we figured we'd live it up as if it were our last day on earth as beautiful but most importantly THIN supermodels before dying in a goof troupe orange truck incident and coming back to life as dowdy but most importantly FAT lawyers. IYKYK.
In this episode we discuss the latest culinary mad scientist creations at the CNE, the process of converting to a life of press-on nails, finding a human vs. acrylic nail in your food, all the brazen Legally Blonde rip-offs, millionaires like Kaley Cuoco stealing commercials from broke actors, the high of getting a Cinnabon, the psychological effect of getting cast as the fat dowdy woman, having a framed photo of your best friend and her husband, painting one funky nail for confidence and SO MUCH MORE!!!