30 Going On 13

JANUMARY-KATE & ASHLEY MONTH Presents "Our Lips Are Sealed"

Episode Summary

It's the fourth and FINAL week of Janumary(-Kate & Ashley)!!! While we are in mourning at having to bid farewell to our girls, it's more of a "bye for NOW" situation. Don't worry they'll be back!!! For now, let's celebrate one last piece of the Olsen Canon.

Episode Notes

In this episode we discuss Olivia's press release re: Kirstie Alley, moms who smoke in kids' movies, Polly Pocket hairstyles, our phobia of low-rise jeans, sleeveless crewneck tops, hemorrhaging taxpayer money on the Witness Protection Program, shameless farting, the word "surfie" as a slur, the 13 year old smoker demographic, Maddy going back for seconds of Molasses at Black Creek Pioneer Village, tankinis by choice, Swiss Chalet heritage, kangaroo prosthetics, Sarah McLachlan-ass music, boogie boards and MUCH MUCH MORE!!!