30 Going On 13

NYC Prep

Episode Summary

Ever wondered what it would be like to be an NYC prep school teen?!? Neither did we! But you're about to find out... Hint? Let's just say, if the show Gossip Girl was inspired by these kids, then those wigs in Hollyweird took hellllllllla artistic liberties, to put it mildly. You ain't gonna see any Blake Livelys, I'll tell ya that much!

Episode Notes

In this episode we discuss Maddy choosing to not go into the family foley artist business, NYC baseball teams (weird), whether you're legally allowed to bully kids if they're rich, the worst year in fashion history aka 2009, scull scarves, the poor man's rich Chuck Bass, the money laundering scheme called Operation Smile, being burnt out at 10 y.o, Sebastian's sick addiction to "hooking up", hideous Tuscan apartments, BBM, how going to a restaurant in NYC is called "having a party", announcing you've never had sex with your husband on insta and SO MUCH MORE!!!