30 Going On 13

Pretty Little Liars

Episode Summary

This week we've got a secret but we absolutely will not keep it or lock it in our pocket or take it to the grave. As usual we're filled with loud mouth soup and we're spillin' all the dirty deets about everything from Aria's owl necklace-ass style to the current state of Ikea meatballs. SO BUCKLE UP AND GET A LIFE "A", if that's really your name...

Episode Notes

In this episode we discuss our HUGE literal NATIONAL award, how excited we are to see that new swimming pool horror movie, sharks coming out of french doors in pools, how the Criminal Minds guys don't know shit, Gypsy Rose's scandalous posts, Liv's tale of eating at Ikea, the need for visibility of unhealthy vegetarians, songs written by AI, the era of "round-toe slouch booties", front-saddling at 4pm, teenagers renovating barns, TNA bowling bags, being a professional cellist, how you could fart and A would immediately text you that it's stinky, the OG kidnapping hoax artist Sherry Papini, how to make a tot mom and SO MUCH MORE!!!