30 Going On 13

Richie Rich's Christmas Wish

Episode Summary

The comfies are on, the trough of potatoes is mashed, and the dogs' stockings are hung on the ledge of a shitty Structube credenza (with care at least) - must be Christmas time! And what better way to kick off this holiday season than to put yourself into the shoes of a billionaire boy going through an existential crisis on Christmas eve? Get your butlers silver platters shined!

Episode Notes

In this episode we discuss the crudely done CGI of the 90s, Keith Morrison reading Rudolph instead of Gilgo Beach murders, the age old real vs. fake tree debate, glue aka the unsung American hero, how we should be taxing the Rich family way more, the sovereign  Gilead-esque nation of Richville, stopputtingdollarsignsondogs.org, F Mary Kill Keenbean Cadbury Iorona, when billionaires used to be cute, pre-teen boy fleece jester hats, dogs in guitar cases, old men in jet black wigs, the extreme anxiety of choosing the perfect words for a wish to avoid a monkey paw sitch and SO MUCH MORE!!!