30 Going On 13

True Blood

Episode Summary

In this household we don’t care that it’s technically August because this week we’re bringing those spooky, sultry, vampiric in nature, autumnal vibes with an absolute classic from the vampire-based content cannon. GET THOSE FANGS OUT GIRLIES!

Episode Notes

In this episode we discuss fugly university dorm furniture made from mahogany, the extreme illness induced by the iconic "4 quadrant display case" Ikea table, Maddy's humiliating flub at yoga, the nursery rhyme that involves popping heads of dandelions, Liv's engagement with cottagecore, fantasy worlds where women want to give hand jobs, Stern-boi-ing out over Alexsander Skarsgard, our unfounded negative feelings towards Anna Paquin, how the power to hear people's thoughts would make us b our b's out, how punchable Sam's face is,  whether the show Summerland ever existed, the trauma of actors and SO MUCH MORE!!!