30 Going On 13

What Not To Wear

Episode Summary

Hey! You there! The one not wearing a classic, tailored black pant that will carry you through for years to come or a conservative top in a flattering colour! We're kidnapping you and putting you in fashion jail aka a 3-way mirror and bullying the sh*t outta you! JKZZZZ! Imagine that was a thing? Oh yeah! It was! BUCKLE UP!!!

Episode Notes

In this episode we discuss our trials and tribulations with parenting small rodents,  how terrifying it would be to live in the early wild west days of reality tv, getting revenge on the people who nominated you, how "fashionable" Stacy and Clinton are, the specific type of trauma incurred by the subjects of reality tv,  getting absolutely ripped to shreds while in  a 3-way mirror aka the most vulnerable place on the planet, how a "big ass" used to be an insult, the irksome nature of throwing  the clothes out WITH the hangers into  an OG trash can, how Nick Arrojo only knows how to cut hair short, our ride or die Carmindy, Gina's visible PTSD at the end and SO MUCH MORE!!!