Here's hoping y'all have got enough holiday cheer already cause the ep we're bringing you this week will do absolutely NOTHING to get you in the spirit and may in fact even make you sea sick. This one goes out to all the small town (Canadian) girls, living in a lonely (Canadian media-filled) world, hoping to take the midnight train to America's Hollywood!!!
In this episode we discuss psychological disorder associated with chasing ping pong balls and buses, moms always putting Cornation Street on the tv, how this show smacks of being a Canadian production, golden papyrus font of the 90s, being a young Canadian yearning for American Hollywood, the invention of bangs and the industrial hair revolution, the pornographic tone, the era of feminism as just "women who do mixed martial arts", the need for cyclopses to have legal capacity to consent to being pants-ed, finding out you're ugly by seeing a pic of the back of your head, and SO MUCH MORE!!!